Friday, March 4, 2011

Note to the population:

When standing in a line, it is not necessary to stand so close to me that I can:
A - Smell you and your breath
B - FEEL you breathing on the back of my neck
C - Feel your enormous handbag bumping into me
D - Hear your ridiculous conversation you're having on your phone

Because:
A - I don't want to know what you had to eat most recently
B - I don't know you and I don't want to...really
C/D - I might steal that huge fucking handbag right after I shove that phone up your ass

Thanks

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