Tip 2: This one is a bit more time consuming. Take a GU energy gel and replace it's contents with mayo. This can be done in the following way. A Syringe works really well for both removing and replacing contents. After the deed is done you simply melt the hole closed. You victim will be running or cycling and go for that much needed energy packet and squeeze in a burst of warm old mayo.
Tip 3: This is too easy: Tuna Salad, preferably very old, in the air intake of your victim's car. Mmmmm, can you smell it? That's the smell of revenge.
Tip 4: Similar to tip three but this one is for bikes. Slices of cheap Bologna or another cold cut are placed into the seat tube of the bike while the seat post is out. Replace the seat post and after a few days...Mmmmmm! Again, the smell of sweet revenge.
Tip 5: This is one of my personal favorites. It's very direct so save it up for when you really need it. The neck punch, demonstrated below in the photo is very effective. Be sure to connect with the side of the neck, not the front or back. This way, your victim will wake up for several days and the first thing they will think is "damn, I got punched in the neck".
Hilarious!! Neck punch is definitely one to try!
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